farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

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basedgosh:

basedgosh:

note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend $40 on chinese food when you’re broke

who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me

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yunglaflare:

cartelgathering:

vinebox:

When guys don’t want to answer a question on Facetime 

SON

Nooooo

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